"Throughout the world, within the shadows, there exist unknown fates,

The shadows inside each bag hold destinies that lie just beyond the gates.

Brimming with anticipation, the bags place bets on what they'll be,

'I'll hold makeup', 'I'll hold spygear', none of them can wait to see.

But all of a sudden, the gates slide open, and the light overwhelms the dark,

The thrilling adventures await each bag; they were made for this upcoming arc

So fly, drive, camp, thrive; do whatever would bring you joy,

We exist as the helpful shadows supplying your quest into the void."